to be performed by The Pity Party

I'm so bored when I have to do math
I'm so bored when I have to take a bath
I'm so bored when I have to go to school
Going to the dentist makes me drool

'Cause I feel like I'm sleeping without dreams on an airplane to nowhere
While watching March of the Penguins
And I feel like they're never gonna get there
It's so boring here…

It's so boring when I pick up poop
Because my dog poops everyday
It's so boring it makes my eyes droop
It's as slow as the Rose Parade

'Cause I feel like I'm sleeping without dreams on an airplane to nowhere
While watching March of the Penguins
And I feel like they're never gonna get there
It's so boring here…

'Cause my brother is boring
And my sister is boring
And my fish is boring
And my turtle is boring
And the bus is boring
And my allergies are boring too

And my chores are boring
Dr. Phil is boring
Two and a Half Men is boring
And so are you

'Cause I feel like I'm sleeping without dreams on an airplane to nowhere
While watching March of the Penguins
And I feel like they're never gonna get there
It's so boring here…

to be performed by Doña Nicha

We're going to San Francisco
We're going to have some fun
We're gonna see some cows and silos
We're gonna see some horses run

Check in to my hotel
Eat some ice cream in bed
Jump up on my mattress
Or read a book instead
'Cause it's so cold outside

I wanted to go to Alcatraz
I wanted to swim in the bay
I wanted to visit the Golden Gate Bridge
But it was just too cold today

Check in to my hotel
Eat some ice cream in bed
Jump up on my mattress
Or read a book instead
'Cause it's so cold outside

Since it's California, it's supposed to be hot
But now that we're here, it's definitely not
Let's pack up all our things and head to Palm Springs
So we can be in a place where the sun shines a lot

Check in to my hotel
Eat some ice cream in bed
Jump up on my mattress
Or read a book instead
'Cause it's so hot!
It's so hot!
It's so hot outside…

to be performed by Super Duper

If I could rule the world for just one day
First thing I'd do is send my brother away
Second thing I'd do is follow my dream
Of eating only bacon and whipped cream
Third thing I'd do is sleep on a cloud
And when I wake up play my music real loud

‘Cause I'd like to rule the world
Listen boys and girls
We're gonna rock this town
Whipped cream and bacon all around

Next thing I'd do is make Harry Potter real
Hogwarts and frog warts and that whole deal
Then go on a road trip to Disneyland
With Miley Cyrus in my rock 'n' roll band

‘Cause I'd like to rule the world
Listen boys and girls
We're gonna rock this town
Whipped cream and bacon all around

Read Little House on the Prairie all day
Roll in the mud and not get dirtay

‘Cause I'd like to rule the world
Listen boys and girls
We're gonna rock this town
Whipped cream and bacon all around

to be performed by the Jack Fris Radio Choir

Tuileries Garden
Tulips and roses
Women with parasols
Ribbons on hats

Long curled mustaches
Dresses with sashes
Along the streets of Paris

Gay Paris in summertime
Blossoms fill the air
Sweet serenity the feeling
I have found my true home here

Arches and cherubim
Qu'est-ce que c'est
Fine wines and chocolates
What a fine day

Blue and pink flowers
Gaze up at the towers
Along the Champs-Élysées

Gay Paris in summertime
Blossoms fill the air
Sweet serenity the feeling
I have found my true love here

Street vendors
Peddle wares
Litter the streets
And the lights go dim
In my city

Gay Paris in summertime
Blossoms fill the air
Sweet serenity the feeling
I have found my true love here

to be performed by Diamonds Under Fire

I don't dream
But if I did
I'd dream about gymnastics
Backflips into ball pits
Balloons into the sky

I don't dream
But if I did
Basketballs with glasses
Drawing clouds
Punching clowns
I'm not sure why

Wouldn't it be funny
If you dreamed the same dream as your friend
Gymnastic clouds punch balloons
It would never ever end

Wouldn't it be funny
If you dreamed the same dream as your friend
Gymnastic clouds punch balloons
It would never ever end
It would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever end

to be performed by Eloise

I had a lot of money
I spent it all on honey
And I got so hyper
That I ate a viper
The viper was so poisonous
And then I almost died
But I woke up the next morning
And I knew how to fly!

I am Viperman
Flying through the sky
I am Viperman
Never flew so high!

One day I was slithering
Around my neighborhood
And I saw Carrotman
And he was up to no good
I grabbed him by the stem
And sure gave him a fright—
I opened my mouth wide
And took a viper-sized bite!

I am Viperman
Flying through the sky
I am Viperman
Saving you and I!

I am Viperman
Flying through the sky
I am Viperman
Never flew so high!

I am Viperman
Flying through the sky
I am Viperman
Saving you and I!